Coming to You Live from My Bed

I have something to share with the class. I purchased this pillow many moons ago and then promptly forgot about it after the dopamine rush of clicking “pay now” withered. However, much to my surprise, it arrived two moons ago in the post. I have slept with the moon for two nights now and the slumber I’ve experienced is unmatched. Being wrapped in a body pillow as big as me, covered by a weighted blanket, with the fan just right is truly a situation I should be commended for leaving. I genuinely believe this might be some trick of the fae I’ve fallen for. Is there room on my bed for anything else? No. But honestly, that’s for the best. 10/10 would recommend.