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My partner punched it

Brooklyn / November 4, 2026 / Verified purchase

The thought of me cuddling with something so large, luxurious, and intentional, made my partner so jealous he literally punched it - "just to make sure there isnt a *redacted* in there plotting on me". 100/10 would fly my partner into a jealous rage again. 👌