My sleep is forever changed

Guys, I cant lie. I preordered this when I was drunk because the ad was so appealing. When she showed up I was absolutely gagged at the size, MASSIVE, so plush and so soft. This thing has changed my life. It is so huge and moldable that I am able to cradle myself in such a way that it stops me from rolling around so much in the night. I am in love with her.